“When I kissed the teacher” by ABBA

Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher

And they must have thought they dreamed

when I kissed the teacher

All my friends at school

They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool

Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise

When I kissed the teacher

Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright

I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher

Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher

Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry

And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright

What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher

All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)